Hello fellow internet wanderer!

You've stumbled upon Badlands Apparel Co., where the Y2K dreams are still alive, and every design is handcrafted by a socially phobic millennial who thinks funny shirts shouldn't cost a fortune. Whether you're here for the dark humor or just want something that'll make people do a double-take, you've found your new favorite spot on the web.

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Clothes should be weird, just like you

Custom T-shirts, Stickers, and More: Y2K Vibes, Deep Fried Mems, and a Dash of Dark Humor - Just the Way You Like It.

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Who's behind this glorious mess?

Meet the human behind badlands apparel co.

Hi, I'm Sam, a 32-year-old introverted meme enthusiast with a love for all things weird. After years of searching the Goodwill racks for the most ridiculous t-shirts, I decided to make my own. Now, I'm bringing my quirky designs straight to you - without the ridiculous price tag.

Why Badlands?

Because the internet was a lawless place in the early 2000s, and I'm here to bring that chaotic energy back. Whether you're into dark humor, obscure references, or just love some minimal design, Badlands Apparel Co. has something for you. This isn't about getting rich - it's about sharing the happiness I find in the weird and wonderful with anyone who's on the same wavelength.

So you've got questions? I've got answers (mostly)

How long will my order take?

Not as long as it took to download a song on LimeWire, I promise.

What's your return policy?

If you don't love it, we'll make it right. Just don't ask for a refund on a bad joke.

How do I care for my t-shirt?

Treat it like your MySpace profile: wash it with care and keep it looking fresh.